drinkling your spunk and other parlor tricks --Gene Ross
Porn Valley- Renee Pornero and Devon Sapphire of www.hardcoregossip.com were guests of Quasarman on the Distorted reality Show Friday night. Quasarman again handled the show alone suggesting that Gauge fell into some sinkhole in an Arkansas outback field in an attempt to rescue the family mule.
[Actually I spoke to Gauge Saturday night and she told me her house was robbed and that her boyfriend Jason's gun collection was stolen.]
Quasarman told Sapphire he never goes to his site. "It takes forever to load but I've heard it's quite good." Quasarman remembered Pornero from a scene she did with Jon Dough for Zero Tolerance's Ass Cleavage 2. "It was a bang up scene, pardon the pun," he said. Asked if he had seen Pornero's anal skills, Sapphire said we was involved in a venture with Kick Ass Pictures. www.kickasspictures.com where Pornero had come in and took a guy apart in front of them. "The guy left crying." Sapphire recalled that Pornero, 24, may have done three scenes, probably with each of those guys going home, re-evaluating their careers.
Pornero's from Austria. With Quasarman doing a pretty good Ah-nuld impression, he suspected that Pornero's capable of spelling the name Nietzsche off the top of her head. The fact that Pornero's from Austria, also subjected her to a lot of Nazi jokes and gratuitous Ah-nuld humor. Pornero was asked if she had ever been bent on world domination. Not so much, she said, but that she was willing to take one willing male participant at a time.
Ah-nuld, according to Pornero is also from her hometown. Sapphire said he had been in Budapest and met some Austrians who had accosted him in a bar. "They wanted to let me know that a guy from their hometown ran California. And they were very clear to tell me that while he's here he claims he's not a Nazi but when he goes home he is a Nazi."Sapphire who tends to ramble amok with anecdotes and factoids, was observed by Quasarman to be chock full of anecdotes and factoids that evening. "And little pieces of information that don't always necessarily connect but they make you sit there and go, hmm. I'm going to have to look that up."
Pornero was then asked if she might have been influenced by Schwarzenegger in Pumping Iron and if she wanted to do the same ground breaking work for anal. Pornero said she did movies in Germany before coming over to the U.S. "I started in October, 2001." Pornero began doing photo shoots and webcam shows and gradually escalated to sticking objects in her colon, according to Quasarman.
"It's almost like they say marijuana is the gateway drug. You have a little puff on a joint. Next thing you know you're shooting up speed in a bathroom somewhere. It's the next logical step."
Quasarman noted that Germans are wacky when it comes to porn. "They're blowing horses, eating feces. What's going on over there?" Pornero seemed to think it was the Dutch who were doing that. "They can do that. They're allowed to do that, not the Germans. People say that the Germans are perverts, but Americans say that." Pornero also swore she hasn't fellated an animal.
Sapphire was asked if he got the ingestion of fecal matter and things like that. He said he draws a clear line at water sports. "Body functions I try to avoid." Jet skiing, according to Quasarman, is about all he wants to see when it comes to water sports.
"Naked jet skiing on Havasu is not water sports," Sapphire reminded him. "Drinking urine and eating feces- I'll leave that to Spanish male performers like Nacho." Quasarman asked if it was true about Nacho inbreeding to a certain extent with his family. Sapphire said Nacho made the comment on KSEX. "He said he learned to eat pussy so well from going down on his sister. I think it's more of a Spanish tendency." Sapphire was also interested in finding out where the trend for gobbling your own spunk came from. It was suggested that the foreign guys brought that over. "God bless the Europeans- they're a wacky bunch," Quasarman commented.
Sapphire said ingesting your semen ["snowballing"] after a scene has become a trend among men. Pornero said she was totally into it and she was asked if her male partners share with her. Her answer was yes. Quasarman said if that occured on his watch he'd be in another room watching TV as sirens would probably be bearing down on the location. It was also noted that Pornero's repped by Dick Nasty- www.nastymodeling.com - Pornero said the first scene she did in America was with Nasty, and it was mentioned that Nasty kind of reminds you of an old golf pro.
Among other old guys, Don Hollywood's name was mentioned and Quasarman explained to Pornero that Hollywood was reminiscent of someone in the middle stages of mummification. Quasarman also said Nasty was the first guy he ever saw eat his spunk. "He would come on a girl and then lick it up. I'm talking about a very old man licking his own spunk."
Quasarman remembered saying to Nasty at the time that if he ever did that again he wasn't going to return Nasty's phone calls. "To me that kind of creeped me out. Maybe I'm a homophobe. I don't think so." To prove his point, Quasarman said he gets along with Jason Sechrest even though there was one time at KSEX when Sechrest blew a man on the sofa, made love in his eye and talked back in the microphone. "I'm still working that out in therapy." Quasarman said he doesn't get it. "Now I hear that all male talent are just drinking it like it's Ovaltine."
Sapphire also wondered if the European performers were forcing the issue among American male performers to be more responsive to it. Quasarman said if he was given that option as a performer he'd be back to delivering Sparklets for a living. "It's not something I'd ever do." Asked if he was curious about the taste of his own essence, Sapphire said not since he was 12 years old when he was cleaning it and it accidentally went off. Sapphire said he had a lot of respect for women and couldn't understand how they could swallow.
Before he became a jaded pornographer, Quasarman said he used to get turned on by it. "That was the one thing that I thought was super hot back then. You didn't see it that often back then- like the late Eighties- not every scene ended with some girl on her knees with her mouth open like a seal."
Sapphire then took issue with so much anal being in porn and said he didn't care if people were gay. "I love Jason Curious. I'm saving myself if I ever cross over. I'm giving myself to him." However, Sapphire said he didn't understand what the issue is that everyone has to see so much anal that he's much more happy in the vagina than the ass.
Gathering that the majority of Pornero's scenes are anal, Quasarman guessed that women at home weren't giving up the ass on a daily basis. Sapphire suggested that after shitting out six kids that's probably the only hole that's still tight. Quasarman suspected that, after leading a typical mid-American life that's relegated sex to a once a week venture, a man would like to bang some girl in the ass just to see what it's like. "But it certainly isn't going to be his obese and frigid wife. Maybe that's where the fascination comes in."
Wondering aloud where porn was going after the Skeeter Kerkove influenced double anals, Sapphire suggested that with Kerkove and Max Hardcore joining up they should indulge in amputee porn. "Find some woman with no legs who's hot who wants to make porn."
Pornero said she's done double anals. Asked if she went into shock or went on a bender when the notion was put forth to her, Pornero said she hadn't planned on doing it her first time. "I was in a scene with three or four black guys." Quasarman said he wouldn't argue if he were in that situation, either. "I'd just give 'em my wallet. I'm kidding folks! They either get the wallet or the ass."
Pornero said the scene developed into a d.p. "One of the guys asked me if I might do double anal. I was pretty relaxed that day." Sapphire asked if these guys were hung like the proverbial stereotypes.
Fascinated by the prospect of two African American penises in her colon, Quasarman wanted to know from Pornero what was going through her head at the time. "The nearest hospital? Next of kin?" Pornero said the idea of relaxing.
Sapphire then prefaced his next question by stating the fact that he hasn't been fucked in the ass. "After you've had two gigantic penises in your ass, do you need Depenz the next day? Does it close up naturally on its own?"Pornero said not right away. After a few hours. Sapphire asked if by doing such scenes with regularity, doesn't Pornero have accidents. Pornero said no, that her pussy tends to get more sore than her ass and that she would prefer anal scenes over the long haul.
On the subject of severely endowed black men, Quasarman put in a plug for his movie from Zero Tolerance, Black in the Saddle 2 which also features Pornero.
"I have this feeling that there's a very vocal group of people that wants the double-anal, wants the double-vaginal," Quasarman said. "They want all the extreme stuff, the gaping, the choking and I believe they're in the minority but they're vocal. And they buy a lot of product."
But Sapphire also pointed out that if it was legal, people would buy 8 year-old boy snuff films. "People are sick. If snuff porn was out and available they could sell 2,000 copies." Quasarman suspected that if it were legal, Max Hardcore would be chopping up a small teenage girl in a woodshed and that as seen in the current FCC brouhaha, it's always the minority that draws the most amount of attention. "So all these guys on the Internet and chat rooms and websites, the movie sucks unless some girl is clubbed with a fuckin' baseball bat and sodomized with a bowling trophy. Unless that happens it's a horrible movie."
Pornero was asked if she liked multiple partner scenes or preferred one-on-ones. "Sometimes it's hard," she said. "I actually like to be with one guy or two so I can concentrate on them." Pornero said the most guys she's ever performed with was five.
The subject continued on anal and Quasarman said the home viewer doesn't have to deal with certain issues. "But when you're a camera guy and you're shooting anal scenes, from time to time you see things you wish you had not seen. You see various elements of the bad side of anal sex. We edit those out for the home viewer and they can enjoy their fantasy not having seen what I've seen. In many ways they get to see Platoon but I was actually in Vietnam. That's how I feel."
With all the precautionary props that are brought on to an anal set, Sapphire mentioned that no one brings in a spray. "Where's the shit spray when you need it?" What spray Quasarman wondered. "The Glade that you buy at the store," Sapphire responded.
Quasarman thought that would be something certainly to consider. "But you know what I'm talking about, Renee. These things happen. And somebody yells clean up, Aisle 7, and I put the camera down. Somebody throws a paper towel at you and you do what you got to do. The home viewer doesn't see that. Maybe if they did, maybe they wouldn't feel so strong about anal."
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